I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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