Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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