I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Small penises have feelings too.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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