how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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