ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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