I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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