im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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