what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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