dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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