It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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