you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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