North Korea, Best Korea!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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