Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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