Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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