I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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