would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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