just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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