The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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