I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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