But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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