The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My balls are so social today.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
