My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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