last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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