I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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