We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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