I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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