Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My vagina is officially offended.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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