You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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