i think my tv is drunk
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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