Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
