have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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