i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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