tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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