her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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