Fuck appropriateness.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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