We're like a lot better than the average bears
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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