all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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