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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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