what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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