fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
