My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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