new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
