I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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