I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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