I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
smell my finger.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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