He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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