We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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