Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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