And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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