So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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