Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
zippers are such a cool invention
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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