Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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