Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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