You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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