Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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