ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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