There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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