doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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