that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
only you would photoshop your dick
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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